Some children are clearly destined to go on to great things.
Journalist Peter Hartlaub’s child most definitely falls into this category.
Just look at this tweet Hartlaub posted about his son’s sugar smuggling antics, and tell us you’re not impressed:
The most “Shawshank Redemption” story you’ll hear today:
My younger son tries to sneak sugar packets out of restaurants and eat them in the car. We’ve taken to checking his pockets, so he stuffed five of them in a hollowed-out breadstick. pic.twitter.com/F81jQuvW7g— Peter Hartlaub (@peterhartlaub) August 21, 2018
That is quite something.
Unsurprisingly, Twitter had questions.
How did he manage to do this at the table without you seeing?
— courtney (@CourtneySF) August 21, 2018
It was a family event with 60 or so people. I’m guessing whoever was sitting near him thought it was hilarious and covered for him.
— Peter Hartlaub (@peterhartlaub) August 21, 2018
Some chipped in with parenting stories of their own.
I wish my kid was this creative.
He sneaks fruit snacks when he’s downstairs by himself and hides the wrappers in the couch cushions.
I finally told him “if you just threw them in the trash we’d never know but eventually we’re going to find the ones you leave in the couch.”
— Pusha Turn
(@paidchex) August 21, 2018
Mostly, though, people were all about the Shawshank quotes.
Get busy living, or get busy dying. That’s God damn right.
— LOLKNBR
At the base of that cupboard, you’ll find a breadstick that has no earthly business being in an Alameda kitchen …
— Dave Evans (@993_dave) August 21, 2018
Andy Dufresne would surely be proud.
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